ALHAMBRA HEADPHONES REVIEW BY A PIMP NAMED SLICKBACK

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Know how my bitches enjoy good music? They use the best goddamn earphones in the world. What is this earphone I'm talkin bout? Lemme introduce ALHAMBRA HEADPHONES. One of the best, if not THE BEST HEADPHONES in this whole god damn world. 


Comes with an amazing box. Makes all them bitches fall in line ready to get some. 

Bet you mother fuckers can't resist this elegant box

Now let us unbox this mother fucker. 

Amazing mother fucker ain't it?
Look at those god damn curves.


Now, this headphone ain't easy to use, it is quite complicated. But once you know the secret to unlocking this beast. You'll have the best audiophile experience in your whole goddamn life. 

So what's the secret to unlocking the full potential of this headphone? Y'all need to buy Alhambra Brandy. 
This mother fucker right here is the Alhambra Brandy

Step 1. Put on your Alhambra Earphones. 
Step 2. Plug your earphone to your audio device. 
Step 3. Turn on your listening device.
Step 4. Drink the entire bottle of Alhambra Brandy.
Step 5. Enjoy the best audio experience you'll have in your entire life. 

Now I ain't got time to be talking about the technical details of this one of a kind Earphones, Y'all just need to follow these steps and trust me, you'll be saying "BITCH THIS IS THE BEST EARPHONES IN THE WHOLE GOD DAMN WORLD! NO THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE". 

PROS: 

    - Goes with every music if used properly. 
    - This is the best Earphones ever.
    - Classy Design, makes the bitches fall in line.

CONS: 
    
    - Runs on Alhambra Brandy, y'all need to keep buying refills.  


So does this product titillate the sounds of my guilty pleasure? FUCK YEAH! 












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